A few weeks ago I bought the iPhone 4S. Seriously, no joke, I kid you not, this has to be one of the best cell phones out there. If you are a Samsung lover, then please don’t beat me up. I said “ONE of the best cell phones”. I don’t want to be offensive. I’m SO kind today – shifty eyes -.
Anyway, everything about the iPhone is just sleek, smooth, pretty and attractive. The display is just whoooooo!!!! Prettyyyyyy!!!
The pictures are STUNNING.
It can do anything I want, except serve me brownies. Other than that it is just perfect. I fell for the iPhone ever since I first held it in my hand. I felt my heart beat like a bass drum, it jumped out of chest and almost hit the ceiling.
Okay, maybe I took that a bit too far.
But here’s the thing … it can do a lot more than I need. I received a message from my provider asking me why I don’t use the internet that much. I kind of raised my eyebrow when I read it and thought, ‘Ehm… I don’t know? Because I’m not 2012 enough? I do Wordfeud, I do WhatsApp, I take pictures and that’s it.’
It got me wondering, what else can I do with this super sleek iPhone?
I started searching the App store for some nice apps. I downloaded a game called ‘Temple Run’. As soon as you hit ‘play’, a guy starts running. It’s like he never stops, until he dies. Poor guy. It’s a really nice game, but I play it once a week and I kill the guy within 23 seconds. I suck at it.
Then there are apps that help you create grocery lists. I don’t need those apps. I still have a pen (I know, right? I’m so archaic). There’s still paper in the house and I can still write. It’s useless.
Moving on. I don’t do Facebook and I don’t do Twitter (trust me, other than that I’m pretty much normal). But it basically means I don’t download those apps, you know?
So what in the world is it that keeps people busy with their cell 24/7?
This morning there was this girl sitting next to me. She kept staring at her phone for an hour straight. Maybe she was playing a game or so, but she was staring at the same screen for an hour straight. An hour. I can’t do that. Must have been a terrifyingly exciting game.
I think I need some help, I need to know about the coolest apps out there. The ones that will make you happy and will make you feel really really good, you know? The special apps that make me go, ‘Oh my gosh!!! This is SOOO ridiculously GOOD! I have been waiting for this ALL MY LIFE!’ Just so you know, apps that make me go, ‘Nice…’ are good to. Just not the grocery list app.
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not looking for ways to get addicted to my iPhone. That’s just ugly. And I’m not interested in staring at my phone for an hour straight. The girl needs therapy.
I already feel naked when I forget my cell at home. Forgetting my cell at home is as bad as tea without sugar and as bad as fries without mayonnaise. And don’t go all ‘ew’ on me. Fries and mayonnaise is SO good. It is super Dutch.
So (I tilt my neck to make this look super cute), pretty please tell me what to download from the App store?